Evening Activity

Ugh. I spent far too long this evening attempting to declog a drain. Despite lots of boiling water, baking soda and vinegar, it's only draining a little bit and now all this gross sediment is coming up. Am brushing my teeth in the kitchen sink tonight.

In other news, I randomly ran into my dad at lunch today, which prompted a co-worker to wonder why a strange man was hugging me. Also, this week at work is nutso and I cannot wait until it is over. Tomorrow is the day in which I will burn stuff onto 200 flash drives. Joy.

New Year's Resolutions

Well, 2010 started in a not-so-great way, but I have high hopes for the rest of it. So to keep me honest, here are my New Year's resolutions...soon to be broken, no doubt, but I live in hope:

• Lose 50 pounds (And how many times have I been to the gym this year? Oh that's right, a big fat ZERO.)
• Not leave dirty dishes in the sink
• Keep my apartment spotless enough that surprise guests don't unnerve me
• Be more positive, and not such a negative worrywart
• Not be so neurotic
• Have fun in a dignified manner
• Get more calcium...bone loss is no joke y'all, and I'm getting old...

Bubble Yum

Bubble vodka by Three Olives: deceptively delicious. Watch yourself, because as my friend says, "Vodka is a tricky mistress." And when it is bubblegum vodka, she's a wicked bitch indeed.

Dreamin'

• Normally I don't remember my dreams that often, but in the past week or so, I've been having really vivid dreams, including:
  
  A weirdo dream involving a sheep

A dream about walking into a restaurant and not being allowed to sit at a table with my friends

Being on a bus to prison in Florida. Kim Kardashian was there with me. I don't remember what I was going for, but I was sentenced to five years, which I was majorly bummed about. Kim was going down for 10 years, so I felt better then. Maybe this dream means I need to start watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians?

The study of sleep and dreams fascinate me. May need to start keeping a dream journal this year...obviously my subconscious has something to say!

There Won't Be Snow In Africa This Christmastime

Favorite cheesy Christmas song, right here. I dare you not to sing along! It's hard to believe how young Sting, Bono and Paul McCartney look here.

Damn, George Michael was hot in his younger years!

Sister Mary Berit

Yup, I was a nun for Halloween. It's kind of sad that my request at Party City for a non-slutty costume that wasn't too expensive yielded this...Oh well, at least I was super warm and comfy!

Quite the trio, aren't we (goth girl, nun and baby)? :)

Tardy for the Party

Oh man...I am a bad, bad blogger. I even made myself a little editorial calendar of posts and then promptly forgot to do them.

Anyways, a very happy belated birthday to these ladies! Photo cakes are so fun...nothing like slicing into the guest of honor's face!